(via ungrady, over-used)
ijustpeedmyself: saigehassomethingtosay: Is Mickey making Swiss Cheese with his penis? I made the same face as Pete when I first saw this.
“I’m gonna get six locks on my door. And then when I leave, I’ll only lock every other one. That way, when someone tries to pick all the locks, they’ll always be locking three of them.”